File #65: "This is the Season We're All Quarantined (2021.CS.1).pdf"

This is the Season We're All Quarantined
(to the tune of These are a Few of My Favorite Things)
Written by Miranda Burdo

Covid 19 comes and infects the nations
Pandemic proportions, is this Revelations?
Invisible germs
that are on everything
This is the reason we're all quarantined!
Face shields and face masks
and hand sanitizer
CDC updates to make us feel wiser
Government
mandates that close everything
This is the season we're all quarantined
Please don't cough or sneeze
in public!
It makes others mad
I finally found one small bottle of bleach
And that makes me feel so glad!
Vacations all canceled
and gas prices fallen
Churches
and classes are all meeting online
Staying at home just can't get more boring
I'm going stir crazy
while quarantined
Six feet and cashless
and following arrows
Touchless transactions, our choices are narrowed
Standing in lines while social distancing
When will we ever not be quarantined?!
CORONAVIRUS! 2020! It all makes me sad.
But then I remember
my stash of T.P.!
And then I don't feel so bad!

2021.CS.1